Description
The Birthday Cats on Couch cover has 3 sets of whiskers, eyes and noses. Open the card. Look who’s wishing you Happy Birthday!
Messages you could write:
- It’s really the cat’s house – we just pay the mortgage.
- Cats are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.
- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
- Regret nothing.
- Have Purr-r-fect birthday!
- Wishing you a truly meowgical birthday!
- If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you, but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- A meow massages the heart.
- I’m a smitten kitten.
- I’d get you a present but I know you’d just play with the box.
- Happy birthday! Excited that I get to spend all 9 lives with you!
- Curl up by the window and take a nap – you’ve earned it. Happy birthday!
- Some may call you the Crazy Cat Lady, but we call you Mom.
- Yes we got cat hair all over your couch. That’s why it’s called FURniture.
- I sold the dog on Craigslist.
- If I tried to tell you how much I love my cats, you wouldn’t believe me . . . unless your heart is meow-shaped and covered in stray fur.
- Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.
Birthday Cat Quotes:
- There are no ordinary cats. ~Colette
- All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. ~Winston Churchill
- Cat: one hell of nice animal, often mistaken for a meatloaf. ~B. Kliban
Q&A:
Q. Where does a 2000-pound gorilla sleep?
A. Anywhere it wants to.
Q. Where does a 10-pound cat sleep?
A. Anywhere it wants to.
See also Garfield (one orange cat on the sofa.)
Three birthday cats on a couch is a birthday card for cat fans, cat moms, and cat dads, for an interior decorator, or Pablo Picasso.
What did Mark Twain say about cats?
“Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild.”