This is a funny card. The gorgeous ocean blue cover feels like sitting on a sunny summer beach. The cover has a laser-cut illustration of a crabby crustacean, embellished with marine details, fish and sea snails.
Open the card and a red 3-D crab pops up. His pinchers are holding high a “Happy birthday” banner, while sea waves splash in the background. There is a sailboat on the horizon, and a lighthouse.
This is a birthday card for a happy crab, a crabby pal, a beach-going buddy, or a special person born under the Zodiac sign of Cancer.
Happy birthday, you old crab.
Hold tight to those you love.
Calling all crabs.
You’re crabby, but cute.
Have a Crab-u-lous day.
I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny.
Zodiac: Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer is a water sign. This oceanic crustacean seamlessly weaves between the sea and shore, representing Cancer’s ability to exist in both emotional and material realms. Cancers are highly intuitive, and their psychic abilities manifest in tangible spaces: For instance, Cancers can effortlessly pick up the energies of a room. They are highly sensitive to their environments, as well as extremely self-protective. Much like their celestial spirit animal, Cancers are shielded by hard, external shells. At first, these crabs may be perceived as cold or distant. With time, though, Cancers reveal their gentle nature, genuine compassion, and mystical capabilities. Just don’t be surprised if it takes a while to get to know them.
Cancers attract friends and lovers through their loyalty, commitment, and emotional depth. These crustaceans make excellent hosts and enjoy entertaining with comfort food and free-flowing libations. If you’re not a fan of Cancer’s attachment to the home, that may be a bit of a problem. Though these celestial crabs avoid direct conflict by walking at an angle, they can inflict a harsh pinch with their distinctive brand of passive-aggressiveness. It may be difficult to convince a Cancer to talk openly about what’s bothering them, but if you can do it without making them feel threatened, you’ll build long-lasting trust.