Description
Froggy Message to write in Hoppy Birthday card:
- It’s not easy being green.
- If life were easy, it wouldn’t be difficult.
- Life’s fun when you’re having flies.
- You make me so hoppy. I’m over the green moon for you.
Silly Frog jokes:
Q: What’s green, green, green? A: a frog rolling down the hill.
Q: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dot-croak? A: Morse toad.
Q: What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad? A: Star Warts.
Q: What do you call a one hundred year old frog? A: An old croak.
Q: Why did the frog make so many mistakes? A: It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Kermit clips:
Gonzo: Hey, Kermit, are you busy?
Kermit: Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute.
Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
Kermit: [exasperated] Van Gogh impressions.
(The Muppet Show)
Kermit: Why don’t you try something like: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean.
Jill the Frog: You mean just say what the product does?
Gil the Frog: No one’s ever tried that before.
(The Muppets Take Manhattan)
Kermit: When you decide what your Big Dream is, you’ll be bursting with enthusiasm and want to share it with everybody. Most everybody will give you one of those ‘OK, that’s nice, now please pass the ketchup’ looks. Some will scoff, suggesting that whatever your Big Dream is, it’s too big for you. And a select few will whisper words of encouragement. My advice is this: Pass the ketchup. Ignore the scoffers. And remember those words of encouragement ‘cause they’re the only ones that matter.
(Before You Leap)
Hoppy birthday! to someone nuts about frogs. Like your mad-for-frogs coworker with the frog refrigerator magnets, plush croaker toys, a Kermit design coffee cup, froggy jewelry, a frog umbrella, and bullfrog sticky notes. Her favorite color is green. This is the birthday card for that person! For mother, father, sister, brother, pal, boss, coworker, student, teacher.
You forgot?
Opps! did you miss a birthday? check out our I FROGOT card.