Description
Pizza Messages:
- Nice slice, Baby.
- In Crust we Trust.
- You’ve stolen a Pizza of my heart.
- You can’t make EVERYONE happy: you’re not Pizza.
- You had me at Pizza.
- I pepperonly have eyes for you.
- Save the Earth … it’s the only planet with Pizza.
- Tip: next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizzeria and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home.
- Eat the Pizza. Your cowboy boots will still fit.
Pizza is everyone’s go-to food. No dinner? Order one. Got a big game coming up? Stack pizzas one after the other. Breakup? It’s got you covered. No matter the vibe and drink, pizzas please the palate.
Did you know: 94% of Americans eat pizza regularly, and kids ages 3 to 11 prefer it over all other food groups for lunch and dinner. The top 5 sales days are: Super Bowl Sunday, New Year’s Eve, Halloween, The night before Thanksgiving, & New Year’s Day.The most popular size in the U.S. today is 14 inches in diameter. Italian is the most popular type of ethnic food in America. The highest-grossing single-unit independent pizzeria in the nation, Moose’s Tooth Pub and Pizzeria, is in Anchorage, Alaska. Its annual sales are approximately $6 million.
Satisfy your childhood memories of balancing the box on your lap in the car, staring at the funny chef on the lid, and dreaming of that first taste of heavenly gooey goodness. It’s the perfect pizza card to invite hungry guests to a chow-down, Italian style. Use this card for an invitation, a birthday, for friendship, to share memories, to thank a cook, for a Super Bowl party, for a Valentine.
And since you’ve been waiting, here are lyrics! Sing along with Dean Martin!
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie, that’s amore
When the world seems to shine
Like you’ve had too much wine, that’s amore
Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling and you’ll sing, “Vita bella”
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay
Tippy-tippy-tay like a gay tarantella
When the stars make you drool
Just like a pasta e fasule, that’s amore
When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet, you’re in love
When you walk in a dream
But you know, you’re not dreaming, signore
Scusami, but you see
Back in old Napoli, that’s amore!
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related card: NoVinoPhobia (the Fear of Running Out of Wine!)
