Description
The cows are stylish black and white Holstein cattle. How do you tell them apart? An interesting way of remembering cows is by noting their character. Every cow has a different personality. Some are nosy, curious, tame, lazy, wild, and some can be quite shy.
This is a bucolic card for farm dreams and birthdays, a precursor to ice cream and milk shakes and cheddar cheese.
Message:
- An udder day, an udder dollar.
- You’re an expert in your field.
- Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people.
- You’re my butter half.
- Buckle up, buttercup.
- You butter be my Valentine.
- I herd it’s your birthday.
- You are udderly fantastic.
- As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
- I udderly adore you.
- Holy cow!
- It’s true, no bull.
- They’re putting me out to pasture.
Cows Quotes:
- I want scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. ~Jim Bishop
- The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. ~Ogden Nash
- When I’m not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. ~Snoop Dogg
- Q. Why did the cow cross the road? A. To get to the udder side.
- Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. To get to the Milky Way.
- Q. What do you get when you sit under a cow? A. A pat on the head.
- Q. What’s a cow’s favorite city? A. Moo York.
- Q. What did the mama cow say to her calf? A. It’s pasture bedtime.
SHAKING
Geraldine now, stop shaking that cow
For heaven’s sake, for your sake and the cow’s sake.
That’s the dumbest way I’ve seen
To make a milk shake.
~Shel Silverstein
Also see Dairy Cow pop up card and Happy Days Family Farm card.