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SORRY, announces the unhappy face on the cover.
Inside is even more contrite, with a sign saying: I’m SO Sorry.
“Sorreee! My bad!”
This is a card for those times you gotta apologize. Go ahead, you can do it. We’ll help.
I apologize. No REALLY.
Here’s a cheat sheet:
- I apologize.
- I beg your pardon.
- I hope you can forgive me.
- I owe you an apology. I’m sorry.
- I sincerely apologize.
- I take responsibility, I’m sorry.
- I want to tell you how sorry I am.
- I was wrong. I’m sorry and I apologize.
- I was wrong. Can you forgive me?
- I’d like to say sorry for how I reacted the other day.
- I’m so sorry. I should have known better.
- Mea Culpa (Latin but used in English)
- My apologies.
- My bad.
- My fault, bro.
- My mistake.
- Oops! I’m Sorry!
- Pardon me. (for light infractions with strangers)
- Pardon me, that was rude / wrong of me.
- Please accept our sinceres apologies.
- Please don’t be mad, I’m really sorry.
- Please excuse my lack of understanding / knowledge / courtesy.
- Please excuse my poor behavior.
- I’m sorry. I did you wrong. Let me make it right.
- Sorry about that.
- Sorry. It was all my fault.
Additional, extreme apologies:
Sorry I painted the word ‘twat’ on your garage door. ~David Shrigley
I am so sorry. I wish you knew even one tenth of one percent of how sorry I am. It was my fault. Can I kill myself here, or should I do it outside so the mess on your carpet doesn’t upset your mother? ~Laurie Halse Anderson
I DID NOT SLAP YOU. I HIGH-FIVED YOUR FACE.
Never ruin an apology with an excuse. ~Ben Franklin
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. ~Steve Martin
“Sorreee! My bad!”
Also see One Finger Salute pop up card .. in case you’re not THAT sorry.
