The shiny gold cover shows a gleeful puppy licking his lips at a bone in his dog bowl. The card opens to spotted dog peeking out of his wooden doghouse. There are paw prints and dog toys and hearts scattered in the yard. At the bottom of the page two dogs walkers cross paths with a German Shepherd, a cocker spaniel, a dachshund, a terrier, a mutt, a poodle, a Shih Tzu, and a labrador or golden retriever. This is a birthday or friendship card for a family who loves their puppy or companion dog, for your dog walker, your vet, for a dog rescuer, dog whisperer and a no-kill shelter.
You’re my favorite human.
All food must go to the lab for testing.
Leader of the pack.
Today has been ruff.
Doggoneit! I love you!
You smell like love.
Hot Diggity Dog!
Happy Birthday from the dog.
Live, Love, Wag.
Cleanliness is next to Dogliness.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ~Kinky Friedman
It all started when my dog got roll over minutes.
You ain’t nuthin’ but a hound dog.
Dogs leave paw prints on your heart.
You’re in the doghouse now.
When you want something you’re like a dog with a bone.
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
Happy birthday, you old dog.
You make my tail wag.
Love me, love my dog.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
I named my dog “5 Miles” so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
The factory of the future will have only two employees: a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
Silly puppy puns:
Q: What does a Dalmatian say after dinner? A: That hit the spot.
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!
Q: What do you call a frozen dog? A: A pupsicle.
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? A: The dinner bell.
Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: Labracadabrador.
Q: What happened to the dog that ate garlic? A: His bark was worse than his bite!