Description
Easy Rider Santa Message:
- Who you calling Fat Boy?
- It runs on reindeer blood.
- Santa is born to ride.
- Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good ride.
- Hey, man! Hey! If we’re goin’, we’re goin’! Let’s go!
- I never wanted to be anybody else.
- Turn that thing off, you’re makin’ my horse skittish. That chopper’s a good lookin’ machine.
- Soon as Christmas is over, Santa’s gonna hit the open road.
- Very groovy. Very groovy.
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~George Carlin
Easy Rider Santa’s a biker! Since bikers are generous, why wouldn’t the Fat Man be the most generous motorcyclist of all! Rev your engine for hipster Easy Rider Santa to hit the open road delivering gifts to good kids on his holiday decorated motorcycle.
See also: Singing Santa and Born to Ride.
Or as Barney would sing:
- Hey Santa Claus
- I’ve got a question for you
- How do you finish all those ‘Santa things’ you do?
- Hey Santa Claus
- You always seem to come through
- I don’t know how you do it
- But Santa, I’m glad you do!
- So many children
- So little time
- Each one is special
- They’re one of a kind
- You bring them gifts from house to house
- All over the world, in one night too (Oh!)
- I don’t know how you do it
- But Santa, I’m glad you do!
- Hey Santa Claus
- I’ve got a question for you
- How do you finish all those ‘Santa things’ you do?
- Hey Santa Claus
- You always seem to come through
- I don’t know how you do it
- But Santa, I’m glad you do!
- Some folks have chimneys
- Some people don’t
- Some leave a light on
- Still others won’t!
- But you get around just fine in your sleigh (or Easy Rider Santa)
- With flying reindeer, too!
- I don’t know how you do it
- But Santa, I’m glad you do!
- I don’t know how you do it
- But Santa, I’m glad you do!
- I don’t know how you do it
- But Santa, I’m glad you do!
