Description
Motorcycle Messages:
- No road is too long when you have good company.
- You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a motorcycle and that is basically the same thing.
- All of life is a foreign country. ~Jack Kerouac
- When life throws you a curve, lean into it.
- Midnight bugs taste best.
- To ride or not to ride? Stupid question.
- Grab life by the handlebars.
- Screw it, let’s ride. {Harley slogan}
- Keep calm and ride your dream.
- Four wheels move the body, Two wheels move the soul.
- Born to be WILD.
- Life is short, buy a bike
- This used to be a helluva good country. I can’t understand what’s gone wrong with it. ~George Hanson, Easy Rider
- I ain’t even mad.
- No road is too long when you have good company.
- Burn rubber not your soul. ~Biker Boyz
- I don’t want a pickle, just want to ride my motorcycle. ~Arlo Guthrie
Motorcycle philosophy:
And when it’s time for leavin’,
I hope you’ll understand,
That I was born a ramblin’ man.
~Allman Brothers Band
What do you call your Motorcycle?
… a ride, sled, beast, the old lady, sweetheart, my precious, chopper, or something else?
A Dresser?
FYI: “Dresser” is slang for touring bike. Back when motorcycles pretty much all looked the same, some riders added on windscreens or saddlebags for more comfort and carrying capacity. Bike makers took note and started making such things factory options, allowing buyers to “dress up” their bikes. Thus, the “dresser” was born. Today, bikes like the Honda Goldwing and Harley-Davidson Ultra Classic are the ultimate examples of a dressed-up touring bike and include things like heated seats, powerful stereos, intercoms, navigation, powered windscreens, cruise control and more. Usage: “This sport bike is just too uncomfortable so I think I’ll trade it in on a dresser.”
See also: Marijuana High Times pop up card.
